W.D.

W.D.
by Rubba Ducks, January 20, 2000

U can take this to the bath:
Toting or floating –
I’m the tidal wave champion
without a doubt.
No need for the Piledriver
or even the wrench;
I’ll toss any rock
without a flinch.
So what does my future hold?
With a body like this
maybe governor, I am told.

Izzy’s Advice: Don’t wrestle at school (or anywhere) unless you’re on the wrestling team!