Ducky Sundae
by Oriental Trading
I hold a popsicle in my hand, I’m covered in sprinkles, I have some blue frosting (but mostly purple frosting) and I do not float up right. Am I ice cream? Am I a donut? I scream, “I donut know what I am!” I feel tasty. I’m going to eat my popsicle before someone eats me.
Duck of the Day 
We donut know your new address, may we have it? John would like to send you something.