Crazy Hair Rubber Ducky
by Oriental Trading
Are you trying to troll me, you punk? No! I’m a peaceful long haired ducky who just wants to have hair-raising fun. Having long hair is fun but a little annoying because it gets in the way when you’re eating soup. This ducky likes to eat soup anyway, although it’s more common to have soup with crackers than to have soup with quackers.
Crazy Hair Duckies do not float upright.